“What?” The wings? I was still trying to figure out what he was—or wasn’t.

“The Gates.” He seemed disappointed by my stupidity. I guess I’d be disappointed, too, if I were him. I was feeling pretty stupid myself.

I searched in the direction he had pointed a moment ago. There was nothing there. “I don’t see anything.”

A satisfied smile spread across his face, as if he had a secret. “Of course you don’t. Only the Gatekeeper can see them.”

“Where’s the—” I stopped, realizing I didn’t need to ask the question. I already knew the answer. “You’re the Gatekeeper.” There was a River Master and a Gatekeeper. Of course there was. There was also a snake man, a whiskey-drinking crow that could fly from the land of the living to the land of the dead, a river full of bodies, and a dragon dog. It was like waking up in the middle of a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

“The Gatekeeper.” The creature nodded, obviously pleased with himself. “I am that, among other things.”

I tried not to fixate on the word thing. But as I looked at his charcoal-colored skin and thought about those awful wings, I couldn’t stop imagining him as some terrifying cross between a person and a bat.

A real-life Batman, sort of.

Only not the kind who saves anyone. Maybe the reverse.

What if this thing doesn’t want to let me in?

I took a deep breath. “Look, I know it’s crazy. I left crazy behind about a year ago. But there’s something I need in there. And if I don’t get it, I won’t be able to go home. Is there any way you can show me where the Gates are?”

“Of course.”

I heard the words before I saw his face. And I smiled, until I realized I was the only one smiling.

The creature frowned, his huge eyes narrowing. He put his hands together in front of his chest, tapping his crooked fingertips. “But why would I do that?”

Exu shrieked in the distance.

I looked up to see the massive black shape circling above our heads, as if he was prepared to swoop down and attack.

Wordlessly, without looking up, the creature held up his hand.

Exu descended and landed on the Gatekeeper’s fist, nuzzling his arm as if reunited with an old friend.

Maybe not.

The Gatekeeper looked even more frightening with Exu at his side. It was time to face facts. The creature was right. He had no reason to help me.

Then the bird squawked, almost sympathetically. The creature made a low, throaty sound—almost a chuckle—and raised a hand to smooth the bird’s feathers. “You are lucky. The bird is a good judge of character.”

“Yeah? What does the bird say about me?”

“He says—slow on the switchbacks, cheap with the whiskey, but a good heart. For a dead man.”

I grinned. Maybe that old crow wasn’t so bad.

Exu squawked again.

“I can show you the Gates, boy.”

“Ethan.”

“Ethan.” He hesitated, repeating my name slowly. “But you have to give me something in return.”

I was almost afraid to ask. “What do you want?” Obidias had mentioned that the Gatekeeper would expect some kind of gift, but I hadn’t really put much thought into it.

He looked at me thoughtfully, considering the question. “Trade is a serious matter. Balance is a key principle within the Order of Things.”

“The Order of Things? I thought we didn’t have to worry about that anymore.”

“There is always Order. Now more than ever, the New Order must be carefully maintained.”

I didn’t understand the details, but I understood the importance. Wasn’t that how I got into this mess in the first place?

He kept talking. “You say you need something to take you home? The thing you desire most? I say, what brought you here? That is what I desire most.”

“Great.” It sounded simple, but he might as well have been speaking in riddles or randomly written Mad Libs.

“What do you have?” His eyes glinted greedily.

I stuffed my hands in my pockets and pulled out the one remaining river stone and Aunt Prue’s map. The whiskey and the tobacco—Exu’s stash—were long gone.

The Gatekeeper lifted his hairless brows. “A rock and an old map? Is that all?”

“That’s what brought me here.” I pointed at Exu, still perched on his shoulder. “And a bird.”

“A rock and a crow. That is difficult to pass up. But I already have both of those things in my collection.”

Exu pushed off from his shoulder and flew back up into the sky, like he was offended. Within seconds the crow disappeared.

“And now you have no bird,” the Gatekeeper said matter-of-factly.

“I don’t understand. Is there something specific you want?” I tried to hide the frustration in my voice.

The Gatekeeper seemed delighted by the question. “Specific, yes. Specifically, a fair trade is what I prefer.”

“Could you be a little more specific than that?”

He tilted his head. “I don’t always know what will interest me until I see it. The things that are the most valuable are often the ones you don’t even know exist.”

That was helpful.

“How am I supposed to know what you have already?”

His eyes lit up. “I can show you my collection if you would like to see it. There isn’t another one like it anywhere in the Otherworld.”